I, Mari, take you, New Boyfriend, to begin a relationship with me. Why we don’t get a tax break for the bravery it takes to do this is beyond me. Why don’t I get to pick out a gown and invite my friends to celebrate the fact that I never got jaded enough to stop all this before I met you? The fact that, hundreds of men, possibly sitting on toilets, have swiped away my face with fingers covered in Dorito dust?
Vows to a New Boyfriend
Vows to a New Boyfriend
Vows to a New Boyfriend
I, Mari, take you, New Boyfriend, to begin a relationship with me. Why we don’t get a tax break for the bravery it takes to do this is beyond me. Why don’t I get to pick out a gown and invite my friends to celebrate the fact that I never got jaded enough to stop all this before I met you? The fact that, hundreds of men, possibly sitting on toilets, have swiped away my face with fingers covered in Dorito dust?